UPDATE: So here I am wearing them… how’d I do?
I think I’m losing my g.d. mind. Did I really just buy these freakshows?
[Jessica Simpson Dany Platforms in Tan.]
I had to. I’ve been having night sweats dreaming about this insane pair of Steve Maddens I had in high school that were the same heel and platform height, sky high, so 70s, but with braided leather. I have no idea what happened to them, but these filled the void.
And, I can be honest with you guys… Rumi made me do it. And I have a hunch her post featuring her black pair (cannot find anywhere, btw) has caused these to sell out all over the Web. I think she purposely revealed them a day at a time over the course of the weekend to tantalize us, sending everyone into a fit with the full-on shot of them today. [See the foreplay posts here and here.]
[Rumi in her J. Simpson Dany heels courtesy Fashiontoast. The black is badical, Rumes.]
If you really want to go Barbarella, please get these, I beg you, and send me photos of you in them. I just don’t have the nerve to match the desire:
[J. Simpson Dany platforms in pewter.]