Human hanger.

Last week, I walked the runwizzle at our local Anthropologie to show off some fall stuff. It was fun, rivaled the GAW runway show, and I learned I don’t change clothes very quickly. Here are some lame iPhone photos of my looks:

[My favorite look: long-on-long navy mohair sweater, cami, silk skirt, and leather bow belt.]

You can’t see the shoes, but these are they. And before you make fun of them, I’m probably going to buy them.

Turquoise wool Clarks-ish looking nurse shoe uglies! [Perfect for doing Nicole's sexy nurse duck footed dance!] So comfortable. So heinous! But I covet them still. Like that sandwich I ate out of the trashcan a few years ago and have yet to live down. [It was sitting on the wrapper, dammit.]

Here, we bring some sass face in a seriously snug sweater pencil skirt and some shoes I… won’t comment on. Ssh.

It should be noted I had to suck in so hard in this skirt, and for so long, I was actually sore the next day.

Starting to feel like myself in this last one:

Genius layering on the part of the styling mavens. I bought the tank the next day, it was so lovely.

Since it’s time to phase out of my summer uniform—which I totally stuck to, by the way—I’m trying to figure out my fall schtick. I’m thinking something like these cords with as many things as I can successfully mismatch them with.

I’m out of the loop. What’s your fall MO going to be? If I decide to try colored denim out now, are they all going to laugh at me?

10 points to me for making back-to-back Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead references!

Over and out.

-Carey

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12 Responses to “Human hanger.”

  1. September 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    how fun! these clothes were made for you. :)

    • Corks and Caftans
      September 14, 2011 at 2:42 pm #

      thanks, mamacita! xo to you

  2. September 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm #

    you look gorge!!

    • Corks and Caftans
      September 14, 2011 at 2:41 pm #

      oh, why thank you!!! :)

  3. September 14, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    Wooooah! So cool looking at you backwards! Dopplewhaaaaat!!?!?!?!?!!

  4. September 14, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    Omg, this is what I’m prepping for right now! You looked fabulous! I’m in LOVE with that brown maxi skirt!

  5. Steph C
    September 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    I think I remember that sandwich… ; )

    • Corks and Caftans
      September 14, 2011 at 6:45 pm #

      I think there were numerous trashcan meals. The most offensive was that hours-old Big n’ Tasty I ate, threw up after eating, then recommenced eating.

  6. Jessica
    September 14, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    Did you seriously participate in a runway show at Stony Point Anthro? I’m dying.

  7. September 14, 2011 at 11:20 pm #

    That’s so cool! How’d you hook that up? By the way, I love the cords you linked too. They’re just like the J Brands I was about to get, but they’re cheaper. Score one for me!

    http://www.thoreausdaughter.com/

  8. September 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm #

    I can’t live down the time I ate chicken fingers out of the trashcan after a really brutal night. They were still in the styrofoam container, mkay?

    I am digging the pencil skirt on you!

  9. October 5, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    Will you single handedly be bringing back hippie maxi skirts and grannie shoes? Can I wear my Danskos in public now? I hope they paid you in merchandise.

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