Corks and Caftans

[The Chris Robinson funky chicken dance in Current/Elliott elephant bells + HTC belt + JCrew shirt + Nanette Lepore vest + Vanessa Mooney necklaces x2.]

[A plethora of grey J.Crew separates + Burberry booties + Alkemie necklace.] Just a quick ‘ello. Rob’s finally back and the last thing I want to do is sit in front of my computer and ignore this gift of human companionship. Right now, he and Eli are behind me playing a game he just dubbed [...]

[J.Crew velvet blazer, shorts + Pendleton wool bag + Golden Goose boots + Low Luv silver + Juicy chain] Getting happy about Fall may have a lot to do with the fashion and novelty lattes and other peripheral bonai, but for me, and how I tend to be about shut-eye [like a ferocious, protective puma], [...]

[Rob's J.Crew madras shirt + Rob's watch + J.Crew cardigan + J.Crew shorts + Kors fringed boots + Marc Dr. Q bag + Hat Attack felt hat and Shashi bracelet, both via Free People.] Perfect stealth look for swiping those free “For ages 12 and under” sugar cookies from the bakery at Hannaford. Only today, [...]

[J.Crew socks, chambray shirt and skirt + Golden Goose boots + vintage cross + antique turquoise earrings + T by A Wang tank.] Strap in: I’m about to talk about clothes. It’s nuts how one, tiny element of a look can change the entire feel of it. I had on cut offs before I put [...]

[J.Crew shorts + socks + checked shirt + floral blazer + men's belt + Golden Goose Charlye boots + Sir Alistair Rai scarf + a huge vodka I totally earned today.] This post is seriously photo heavy, but I’m on my second vodka and caramelizing onions and in the best mood and just really can’t [...]

This is meant to confuse: dumpy, white chino shorts and dominatrix heels? It’s like someone you think you can trust, but in fact cannot. As if I told the principal “Don’t worry, sir, I’ll keep an eye on them,” during Senior Week, then single-handedly organized the disassembly, and subsequent reassembly of an entire VW Bug [...]

[Rachel Pally dress + crochet top and sunglasses via Seventh Door + Low Luv Erin Wasson chain necklace + J.Crew socks + Miu Miu slut slippers + Gorjana hoops.]

Hey, Hobo, tell us a story. [J.Crew caftan blouse + TR cutoffs + Kors fringed boots + J.Crew hat + Splendid wrap cardi] Rob and I won a trip to Delaware but things went downhill quickly when we refused to pay the $5 airport tax. Rob shook his fist at the ticket counter and we [...]

[J.Crew blazer + J.Crew check blouse + Paul & Joe suede fringed booties + Mike & Chris leather shorts + Rachel Pally glitter scarf + vintage pendant.] This blue blazer has morphed into sort of a cartoon of a garment. It makes me feel—when I put it on over anything at all—as if I should be [...]

Bring your green hat! [Jessica Simpson Dany platforms + Loeffler Randall silk high-waisted shorts + What Goes Around Comes Around t-shirt from The Red Wolf in Saratoga + Torn by Ronny Kobo fringed suede vest + J.Crew gold knit hat + a zillion rings.] There are countless moments when I think to myself, “Man, I’m [...]

[J.Crew wool tuxedo jacket with satin lapels! + Alexander Wang pocket tee + Splendid drape cardigan + Missoni scarf as belt + J.Crew 3" broken-in chino + vintage cross + my old $10 surf shop specs I've now decided are the best sunglasses I've ever owned + Shashi bracelets + YSL Arty Ovale ring.] The [...]